Sunday, October 26, 2008

From the Desk of R. Scott

Can we have an honest moment, you and I? Julia doesn't write this blog. I do. I started this blog as a joke (at the readers', and most of all, Julia's expense) and it turned into a year and a half long love poem to my friend-- caustic tone notwithstanding. Now that Julia has moved to Kansas City, it's getting increasingly difficult to generate topics. I actually started reading the blog that Julia and Jamie started together to steal topics, when I realized just how redundant that is. Basically, this new blog gives a much better (funnier, more accurate, more adorable) account of the G Rated exploits of Julia, because it comes straight from the source. So it is with some regret that I resign from my post as Julia Fredenburg's ghostwriter. I'm letting this blog go the way of the Edsel--lumbering into future obsolescence with noxious fumes blowing everywhere, a major embarrassment to America's once proud automobile industry.

Let's do our part, faithful readers, to keep Julia as internet-famous as possible. Check out the new Julia-Jamie blog here-- keep abreast of the romance of the century! I think Julia and Jamie can be the new Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens if we all pitch in. There might have to be a scandal involving racy pics; I'm not sure what shape this will take, as my creative stronghold on the public perception of Julia's life is effectively ended. As long as we're being candid here, might I just mention that if I didn't live in Sacramento I would be third-wheeling on this relationship like you wouldn't believe! Might I also add that I am so jealous that they are a couple who BLOGS TOGETHER that I am almost physically ill just thinking about it. In this world ripe with meaningless encounters and pathetic craigslist missed connections, the kind of love you can blog about (and with) is rare indeed.


If for some reason you are interested in keeping up with me and/or you just love total banality, go here. If not, then I urge you to check out the new blog, her flickr, and jump on my campaign to get Julia Back To California in 2k9.

5 comments:

Smells Blog said...

I can't let you do this, Rachel. This blog is one of the funniest things around, and I can back that up (I've heard the talk around the watercooler).

I demand to continue to live vicariously through Julia through you.

Rachel S said...

Ok, due to the overwhelming (3 people!) public outcry, I'll resume pretending to be Julia after my visit to Kansas City/her visit to Sacramento. I'm just getting self conscious about topic generation.

Dylan said...

Yessss, so it's not actually over!

By the way,
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/disney_lab_unveils_its_latest

Alisha! said...

Yes!

sweeetheartfever said...

YES! You musn't leave us my dear Rachel/Julia. You simply CAN'T!

plus, immediate fodder via flickr stream: http://flickr.com/photos/julia_fredenburg/3000078888/in/photostream/

DONE!